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Give it to me, I NEED IT!

ANYONE. ASK ME SEXUAL THINGS. ANYTHING!!!!! I want the most awkward thing you can think of. I PINKY promis (like kiss it an lock it kinda shit) to be 100 & 10% honest.

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mylifeisascreamer: We love each other ^-^ That’s my potato an her wozzy n.n

mylifeisascreamer:

We love each other ^-^

That’s my potato an her wozzy n.n

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Also I hate being horny and your potato isn’t around -.- miss my Jo lol

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Holy crap O.o can I has it.

Holy crap O.o can I has it.

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awesomewheelie: Beetle formed into a sphere.http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/05/the-beetle-sphere-an-actual-1953-vw-beetle-formed-into-a-perfect-sphere-by-ichwan-noor/ O.o Zoom

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Beetle formed into a sphere.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/05/the-beetle-sphere-an-actual-1953-vw-beetle-formed-into-a-perfect-sphere-by-ichwan-noor/

O.o

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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1. Top turn on

well i guess a finger in the right spot will give me an insta boner

2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

last night, (sorry i wrote down theses answers at work and was reading off the key sooo #2 on the other one the answer is last night not monday)

6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?

when i was like 8-10 i used a sock with a rubber…..

8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?

umm sex 3-4 days a week and 3-5 times a day. (hey we miss each other ok). masturbate err about every other day when im not with my potato.

13. Is pain a good thing?

yes pain is good, except the ouch kind not so much.

14. Do you like biting?

LOVE both

17. Are you very horny right now?

well morning wood does that.

20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

1, fooling around in public

2, fit body

3, the goth/punk look

4, Mohawks

5, someone who plays rough in bed

6, drinking vodka does it to me.

7, can actually play video games

8, nerdy/dork

9, surprise sex

10, grabbing my junk in public randomly.

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2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

monday

12. Dom or Sub?

i prefer to be sub, but i can be a dom ;)

18. Do you like anal?

yes i like anal and yes i like my butt played with too.

20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

1, grabbing of my butt

2, short hair

3, teasing

4, being bit on the neck

5, tattoos

6, a brain

7, having having a hand run up and down my leg

8, giving oral

9, nipple piercings

10, a tight necklace